The Luse Gets a Second Life in My Head – Straight Murder
The first time I drove “The Luse,” I was probably fifteen years old and absolutely should not have been behind the wheel of a 383 Magnum. It was a 1968…
The old, gigantic Led Sleds and Hoopty's - Caddy, Lincoln, Newport, New Yorker, LTD - basically huge cars with huge motors
The first time I drove “The Luse,” I was probably fifteen years old and absolutely should not have been behind the wheel of a 383 Magnum. It was a 1968…
A beater with quirks you know by heart is more honest than a depreciating asset wrapped in a bumper-to-bumper warranty. The car industry doesn’t want you to figure that out.
Everybody talks about the Mustang, the Camaro, the Chevelle. Nobody gives the Mark III its flowers, and that’s a failure of taste on a national scale.
There’s a whole class of American car that never made the glossy magazine covers, never got the restoration budget, and never got the respect, until somebody figured out you could get a twenty-foot land yacht for three grand and have the coolest thing in the parking lot.
Chrysler built the Newport for people who couldn’t quite reach the top shelf. Nobody planned for it to age into something worth chasing. That’s the whole point.
I’ve owned a handful of cars worth remembering and a few I’d rather forget. The one that still follows me around wasn’t the fastest or the prettiest. It just felt like something.